What is a Greater Mystery?

For all of those domestic goddesses out there and for the domestically challenged, I think that one of the greatest mysteries in life is: HOW DO YOU FOLD A FITTED SHEET!!!!! I'm sure you all lose sleep over this. When we buy sheets they are folded but once they leave their hermetically sealed package they can no longer be tamed and folded again. Flat sheets behave but damn those fitted sheets take on a mind of their own.

​The other great mystery is Bigfoot. I'm sure these two things are related. I bet Bigfoot knows how to fold a fitted sheet and he also knows where all of the single socks go when the disappear from the washer before they get to the dryer. He and DB Cooper laugh everyday in the rainforest in the pacific northwest with their perfectly folded fitted sheets and piles of lost socks.